calll center bloopers

March 24th, 2008 by divingracia

customer: i want to speak to a supervisor…!

agent: ok. maam…i just got promoted, you are now speaking to a supervisor!

agent: (spelling) that’s A, for apple?!… Q, for cucumber?!, L for elevator.

customer: i want to apeak to the highest person!

agent: maam…i’m 6 feet, 10 inches tall.

agent: yes maam, you have to click that Po!

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beautiful poem!!!!

February 15th, 2007 by divingracia

No Time, Too Much To Do - The Poem

THE POEM
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease…..
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer.
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They’d laugh at me I’d fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
Then before the Lord was I
I came and stood with downcast eyes.
For i n His hands GOD held a book;
It was the "Book Of Life"
GOD looked into His book and said
"Your name I cannot find.
I once was going to write it down…
But never found the time"

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this is one of the most meaningful songs i’ve ever heard…

February 6th, 2007 by divingracia

Bakit kaya
Bakit ka ba naghihintay
Na himukin pa
Pilitin ka ng tadhana
Alam mo na
Kung bakit nagkakaganyan
Lumulutang nasasayang
Ang buhay mo
At ang ibinubulong ng
‘yong puso
Natutulog ba ang Diyos
Natutulog ba

Ba’t ikaw ay kaagad
sumusuko
Konting hirap at munting
pagsubok lamang
Bakit ganyan
Nasaan ang iyong tapang
Naduduwag nawawalan
Ng pag-asa
At iniisip na natutulog
pa
Natutulog ba ang Diyos
Natutulog ba

Sikapin mo pilitin mong
Tibayan ang iyong puso
Tanging ikaw ang huhubog
Sa ‘yong bukas
‘Wag mo sanang akalaing
Natutulog pa ang Diyos
Ang buhay mo
Ay mayroong halaga
Sa Kanya

Dapat pa ba
Na ikaw ay maghintay
At himukin pa pilitin ka
Ng tadhana
Gawin mo na
Kung ano ang nararapat
Magsikap ka at magtiwala
sa Maykapal
Nakahanda ang Diyos
Umalalay sa ‘yo
Hinihintay ka lang
Kaibigan

Sikapin mo pilitin mong
Tibayan ang iyong puso
Tanging ikaw ang huhubog
Sa ‘yong bukas
‘Wag mo sanang akalaing
Natutulog pa ang Diyos
Ang buhay mo
Ay mayroong halaga
Sa Kanya

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ngayon ko lang na-realize….

January 14th, 2007 by divingracia

i have 83 friendster friends last December. Though i seldom open my account at first join, i wanted to add a lot of friends on my list , and to play it safe, i start chatting through yahoo—-to be sure on who i’ll be adding, and to avoid those who ask, "are you hot?" (hahahaha).

And , by doing so (chatting), i added more friendster friends. The irony of it is, i realized i have so many friendster friends already only when i sent Christmas greeting to their testimonials.i wanted to send each one a greeting and not just to my real friends, and i also don’t want to send just one image so i did it individually….but heck!

ngayon ko lang na-realize, an dami na pala. good thing i had enough time. but mind you, i enjoyed sending those greetings… basing the image mostly from their (friends) personality.

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